here it goes,: Archive

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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you. 
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl? 
Doctor: Denise. 
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy? 
Doctor: Denephew.

May 30th

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Getting Water At Night

thatbitchgotmustache: Normal people: Me: LOL, this is my brother and I ^

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BRB, planning my vacation to Islam

theindiehippie: undergroundmess: heyyyjuliet: notracistbut: what. PEOPLE SUCK ASS. so nice to know people are educated

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So I was watching Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone just now. And it just occurred to me what a douche Dumbledore is. I mean, how could he just strip Slytherin off their House Cup?! I don’t know, maybe I’m just being biased because I actually quite like Slytherin. Now, this is just my opinion. Don’t go startin’ a riot now all you HP die hards. lol.

May 27th