A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Getting Water At Night
thatbitchgotmustache: Normal people: Me: LOL, this is my brother and I ^
BRB, planning my vacation to Islam
theindiehippie: undergroundmess: heyyyjuliet: notracistbut: what. PEOPLE SUCK ASS. so nice to know people are educated
So I was watching Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone just now. And it just occurred to me what a douche Dumbledore is. I mean, how could he just strip Slytherin off their House Cup?! I don’t know, maybe I’m just being biased because I actually quite like Slytherin. Now, this is just my opinion. Don’t go startin’ a riot now all you HP die hards. lol.
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h0rizons-: setbabiesonfire: I don’t even know why this has so many notes. It’s too sad to watch. :-( gpoy i can’t even…