May 2011
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
Getting Water At Night
thatbitchgotmustache:
Normal people:
Me:
LOL, this is my brother and I ^
BRB, planning my vacation to Islam
theindiehippie:
undergroundmess:
heyyyjuliet:
notracistbut:
what.
PEOPLE SUCK ASS.
so nice to know people are educated
So I was watching Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone just now. And it just occurred to me what a douche Dumbledore is. I mean, how could he just strip Slytherin off their House Cup?! I don’t know, maybe I’m just being biased because I actually quite like Slytherin. Now, this is just my opinion. Don’t go startin’ a riot now all you HP die hards. lol.
Unfortunately, 97% of Tumblr users will not reblog...
garfield <3
h0rizons-:
setbabiesonfire:
I don’t even know why this has so many notes. It’s too sad to watch.
:-( gpoy
i can’t even…